John quoted Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett (Discworld, Book 12)
Be careful what you wish for...Once upon a time there was a fairy godmother named …
Granny Weatherwax paused. She'd been pondering for some while. She wasn't at all certain about the meaning of the word 'decadent'. She'd dismissed the possibility that it meant 'having ten teeth' in the same sense that Nanny Ogg, for example, was unident.
— Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett (Discworld, Book 12) (Page 96)
Terry Pratchett loves to play with words in a way which reminds me of the 'Uxbridge English Dictionary' from the radio show I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue